Will doesn’t want a bathroom buddy…
In this episode, Will has barricaded himself in the bathroom, essentially denying Ned access to part of his territory and causing him mild to minor distress. Ned tries to reason with him but Will pushes on in his selfish isolation.
This cat is Ned. It is speculated that he used 8 of his lives to save calendar kittens from burning buildings. Due to his lack of opposable thumbs, Ned lives with Will. Ned has an IQ of 245. Will has… good intentions.
NED wanted to call this episode, Will smells… But after much negotiation, NED accepted the new title.
Ned is very creative when it comes to passing time on any given day. See how he role-plays, naps and interacts with fruit here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sUrj…
While he is highly compassionate to telemarketers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZLYS… (which is why he’s much loved in India), he has little empathy toward dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HlA…
Ned not only has impeccable hygiene but he also a great communicator when it comes to his litter box:
When Ned is emotionally frustrated he likes to express himself through interpretive dance, set to 80s music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz5YB…
As with most cats, Ned is nocturnal. He likes using this time to have meaningful discussions with Will and to research issues online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXN0e…
Catnip can influence Ned at times, like at new-year, when it make his resolutions become potentially scarring to the neighbourhood dogs:
For quality control reasons, Ned would like to categorically disassociate himself from the other cats of the Internet such as:
· Cats that chase laser pointers, because they’re gullible
· Cats that try to jump and slip and fall, because they embarrass the species
· Grumpy cat, because his attitude sucks
· Serious cat, because it’s not so serious
· Keyboard cats, because your rhythm is off
· Lolcats, because they’re not funny
· Cats that don’t mind dogs, because their taste sucks
· Mr Bigglesworth, because he looks freaky
· I can has cheezburger, because no dah you can..
· Cats that get a fright and jump into the air, because they should be prepared
· Cats with pumpkin helmets because it’s bad ear hygiene
· Furry fat faced cats, because they look ridiculous
· Funny cat videos, if they’re not very funny
· Cat compilations, because they diminish the viewers brain capacity
· Kittens of any kind, because they’re immature
· Cats in costumes because that is cat abuse
This week, Ned’s search history includes:
· How to pick a lock
· Home made air sanitizer
· Best fail videos of 2015
· Dog traps
· Who cares what color That Dress is, I can only see in black and white anyway, because I’m a cat!?