This Cat is NED Episode 15 – Sick Day

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In this episode Will is down with a bad case of man-flu. It’s probably a virus and he just needs rest but Ned’s nurturing instincts kick in and he applies some of the best medical advice the Internet has to offer.

This cat is Ned. He is the world record holder for sending Candy Crush invitations and may have played a role in the Internet blackout of 2014. The question has been asked, who is the puppet and who is the master between Ned and Will. I think we all know the answer to that one…

Ned finds a new body, which triggers his big imagination. Not being one to let stature go to his head, Ned humbly dishes out advice for the little people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RU0-…

Ned always wants to be there for Will, even when he’s in the bathroom or herding cattle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6AmS…

Ned is very creative when it comes to passing time on any given day. See how he role-plays, naps and interacts with fruit here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sUrj…

While he is highly compassionate to telemarketers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZLYS… (which is why he’s much loved in India), he has little empathy toward dogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15HlA…

Ned not only has impeccable hygiene but he also a great communicator when it comes to his litter box:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5iYg…

When Ned is emotionally frustrated he likes to express himself through interpretive dance, set to 80s music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz5YB…

As with most cats, Ned is nocturnal. He likes using this time to have meaningful discussions with Will and to research issues online:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXN0e…

Catnip can influence Ned at times, like at new-year, when it make his resolutions become potentially scarring to the neighbourhood dogs:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAXMZ…

For quality control reasons, Ned would like to categorically disassociate himself from the other cats of the Internet such as:

· Cats that chase laser pointers, because they’re gullible
· Cats that try to jump and slip and fall, because they embarrass the species
· Grumpy cat, because his attitude sucks
· Serious cat, because it’s not so serious
· Keyboard cats, because your rhythm is off
· Lolcats, because they’re not funny
· Cats that don’t mind dogs, because their taste sucks
· Mr Bigglesworth, because he looks freaky
· I can has cheezburger, because no dah you can..
· Cats that get a fright and jump into the air, because they should be prepared
· Cats with pumpkin helmets because it’s bad ear hygiene
· Furry fat faced cats, because they look ridiculous
· Funny cat videos, if they’re not very funny
· Cat compilations, because they diminish the viewers brain capacity
· Kittens of any kind, because they’re immature
· Cats in costumes because that is cat abuse

This week, Ned’s search history includes:
· Home made rectal thermometer
· If you have a fever and headache is it likely terminal?
· How can I get on the Ellen show?
· Funniest cats of 2015
· Triage surgery manual for field doctors
· Why would Kayne add more naked photos of Kim Kardashian to the internet?
· Homeopathic anaesthetic